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LOL! Social media laughs as ‘entrepreneur’ advertises his business selling new and used coffins
Social media erupted in laughter after a user on X (formerly Twitter) boldly “advertised” their rather unusual business: selling new and used coffins. Yes, you read that right—used coffins. It all began when someone innocently posted, “I sell spare parts, what do you sell?” While most responses were straightforward, promoting their businesses, one particular reply […] The post LOL! Social media laughs as ‘entrepreneur’ advertises his business selling new and used coffins first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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Here are the government agencies set to be scrapped or merged
The government is planning to merge or absorb 60 government agencies into ministries and other institutions as part of a major restructuring exercise aimed at reducing public expenditure, eliminating duplication of roles and improving service delivery. Minister of ICT and National Guidance Justine Kasule Lumumba announced the latest figures on Tuesday, 3 November 2026, during The post Here are the government agencies set to be scrapped or merged first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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Paradise Island Resort on Lake Victoria set to officially open on December 1
The Ruparelia Group is set to open Paradise Island Resort, a 19-acre private island retreat on Lake Victoria, on 1 December 2026, adding a new luxury tourism destination to Ugandas hospitality industry. Located about 20 minutes by speedboat from Speke Resort Munyonyo, the resort has been developed as an eco-friendly destination, with all its operations The post Paradise Island Resort on Lake Victoria set to officially open on December 1 first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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PROFILE: Who is retired Lieutenant General Peter Elwelu, the former Deputy Army Commander?
Retired Lieutenant General Peter Elwelu, one of the Uganda People's Defence Forces' (UPDF) former senior commanders, was arrested in Soroti City on Monday, 2 November 2026, over allegations of involvement in activities aimed at destabilising the Teso sub-region. The UPDF announced his arrest following days of security operations and a search for the former Deputy The post PROFILE: Who is retired Lieutenant General Peter Elwelu, the former Deputy Army Commander? first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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Over 500 minor offenders sentenced to one month of cleaning public facilities in Kampala
At least 538 people convicted of minor offences in Kampala have been released from prison and ordered to perform one month of unpaid community service instead of serving jail sentences. The offenders, who had been detained at Luzira Prison, were sentenced on Monday and will be deployed to clean markets, schools and other public places The post Over 500 minor offenders sentenced to one month of cleaning public facilities in Kampala first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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Former Deputy Army Commander Lt Gen Peter Elwelu arrested
Retired Lieutenant General Peter Elwelu, a former Deputy Chief of Defence Forces (CDF), has been arrested in Soroti City over allegations that he was involved in activities intended to destabilise the Teso sub-region. The Uganda People's Defence Forces (UPDF) announced his arrest on Monday evening, 2 November, following days of security operations and a search The post Former Deputy Army Commander Lt Gen Peter Elwelu arrested first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 05:29:00
252 golfers bring Uganda and Kenya together at Season 2 of the I&M Bank Katogo Golf Series Migingo Skirmishes in Limuru
A total of 252 golfers from Uganda and Kenya participated in the season two of the IM Bank Katogo Golf Series – Migingo Skirmishes, held at Limuru Country Club m- in Kenya, on Saturday, October 31, 2026. The participants were evenly split between the two countries. The event marked the fourth cross-border tournament of the The post 252 golfers bring Uganda and Kenya together at Season 2 of the I&M Bank Katogo Golf Series Migingo Skirmishes in Limuru first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Fri, 30 Oct 2026 14:02:00
Mesach Semakula gets backing from fellow artistes ahead of 50 Years of Greatness concert
With just two weeks to his 50 Years of Greatness concert, Mesach Semakula received a show of support from fellow musicians and members of Uganda's entertainment industry at a press engagement held at Papaz Spot in Makindye on Thursday, 29 October 2026. The gathering brought together artistes, socialites, sponsors including IM Bank Uganda Limited, and The post Mesach Semakula gets backing from fellow artistes ahead of 50 Years of Greatness concert first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 11:59:54
Uganda's tourism sponsorship deal with German 8th-tier football club sparks mixed reactions
Uganda's three-year tourism sponsorship deal with a little-known German football club playing in the eighth tier of the country's football league system has sparked mixed reactions on social media, with some users welcoming it as a starting point for promoting the country while others question its potential reach and value. The agreement, signed by Uganda's The post Uganda's tourism sponsorship deal with German 8th-tier football club sparks mixed reactions first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 12:26:56
Museveni pays Shs392 million that court ordered former Uganda Cranes captain Andy Mwesigwa to deposit in Shs1.3 billion ABC Capital Bank loan dispute
President Yoweri Museveni has given former Uganda Cranes captain Andy Mwesigwa Shs392 million to meet a court requirement in his legal battle with ABC Capital Bank over a disputed Shs1.3 billion loan. The Commercial Court in Kampala had ordered Mwesigwa to deposit the money as security before his case against the bank could proceed. The The post Museveni pays Shs392 million that court ordered former Uganda Cranes captain Andy Mwesigwa to deposit in Shs1.3 billion ABC Capital Bank loan dispute first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 03:47:00
What went down at the debut UG Yard Party at Kampala Rugby Club
For some, the perfect party doesn't mean large crowds or leaving the venue at the crack of dawn. To them, it's about who they share the moment with, what they drink and of course the DJ behind the decks. The UG Yard Party was the complete definition of this. "Our purpose is to create a The post What went down at the debut UG Yard Party at Kampala Rugby Club first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 08:13:59
"Why should I beef with you when you want to be King of Uganda, while I want to be King of the World?" – Joshua Baraka hits back at King Saha
Singer Joshua Baraka has hit back at fellow musician King Saha over his criticism of his international ambitions, saying he is aiming for global recognition rather than settling for dominance in Uganda. Baraka made the remarks during a TikTok Live session after Saha questioned whether pursuing an international music career was worth the financial investment The post "Why should I beef with you when you want to be King of Uganda, while I want to be King of the World?" – Joshua Baraka hits back at King Saha first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 04:03:00
From "Naye Banange" to "Ohh my goddiii": Five Kapere memes that took social media by storm
Ugandan comedian Kapere Lufotose, whose real name was Yokana Mbuuse, died on Sunday, 1 November, aged 56, leaving behind a collection of hilarious skits, memorable one-liners and facial expressions that have made him a social media favourite. His comedy has found a second life on TikTok and other social media platforms, where clips from his The post From "Naye Banange" to "Ohh my goddiii": Five Kapere memes that took social media by storm first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 06:20:03
Equity Bank Uganda doubles life insurance premiums to Shs11.72 billion as demand for education savings plans grows
Equity Bank Uganda more than doubled its life insurance premium income in the second quarter of 2026, driven by growing demand for education savings plans and investment-linked insurance products. The bank collected Shs11.72 billion in life assurance premiums during the three months, up from Shs5.73 billion in the same period last year. This growth came The post Equity Bank Uganda doubles life insurance premiums to Shs11.72 billion as demand for education savings plans grows first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Mon, 02 Nov 2026 06:45:48
Court orders UMEME to pay Shs100 million to plastics firm over unlawful power disconnection
The Court of Appeal has ordered UMEME Limited to pay Shs100 million in damages to Edroch Plastics Company Limited for unlawfully disconnecting its electricity supply and failing to restore the three-phase power needed to operate its factory machinery for more than a year. The ruling overturns a 2018 High Court Commercial Division decision that dismissed The post Court orders UMEME to pay Shs100 million to plastics firm over unlawful power disconnection first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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@matookerepublic Sun, 01 Nov 2026 18:18:36
Comedian Kapere Lufotose dies
Comedian Yokaana Mbuuse, popularly known as Kapere Lufotose, has died at a medical facility in Buddo. Details surrounding his death, including the cause, had not been established by the time of publication. Kapere rose to fame as a member of the Amarula Family, a comedy group led by comedian Amooti Omubalanguzi. He performed alongside Amooti, The post Comedian Kapere Lufotose dies first appeared on Matooke Republic.
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